I invented something in the cab on the way to work this morning:  Blue Tooth Hearing Aids.  It was also invented by someone else.  Six years ago.  (See http://www.hearinglossweb.com/tech/ha/tech/blue.htm#ha) 

If you need me, I will be inventing Betamax and slap bracelets.

Kid Cudi - Soundtrack to My Life.   Best song.  Played in my apartment.  In the past seven minutes.

The Mayan Calendar for January 11, 2010:  If the Hudson River is frozen, you don’t have to bother going to work.  Those Mayans, really ahead of their time.

Pat, I’d like to solve the puzzle, “TTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTT TTT.”

“Dear BYU Honor Code Office, I would like to be assigned a ‘beard’ for my raging homosexual lifestyle …”

With a headline like that, how do the ladies pass me by?  Hello?! A dreamboat is docking.

Oh, stop being so dramatic, Celsius.